@OneChattyBrat my sister always gets vanilla ice cream at Baskin Robbins.
463 days ago
It's not impressive, they think 9 seconds is a long ride.-->“@ieatmykidzsnack: I kinda wish I'd had sex with a cowboy before I got married.”
463 days ago
Wait, birth control is now a religious liberties issue? Since when? Why do so many people think my reproductive choices are any of their ...
464 days ago
Awake since 3:30, I could fall asleep now that it"s time to be up. Coffee, do your thang.
464 days ago
Another day behind me and I'm still standing. I call that a win.
464 days ago
@miss-Britt I am attempting guacamole for the first time tonight.
464 days ago
@ellemmes is it wrong to suggest your password magically become "Mooching neighbors"?
464 days ago
RT @LesterSpence When does 1+1=3? <-- In men's fantasies?
464 days ago
