Momaical

Ho White and Skankarella

Today when I dropped my daughter off at kindergarten, the kids were excitedly talking about the upco

210 days ago

Shut the Fucupcakes

Announcer: Are your kids robbing you of your will to live? Is the boss riding your ass about y

214 days ago

I discovered early in life that people are inherently who they are. And, that even if you thin

215 days ago

In the late 80's there were these creepy troll dolls that everyone had to have. If you shake t

216 days ago

I am so excited. I'm talking superdy-duperdy-extra-McExcited-with-a-cherry-on-top kind of

218 days ago

Late Night Conversations

To: Mr. SandmanFrom: TracyTime: 2:13 amDear Mr. Sandman: Hi there! I know you're very busy and

219 days ago

Who I Am Not

I want to be that person lets their children run free in the playground without a worry in the

223 days ago

Love Songs On Hold

Please enjoy this brief musical interlude while I search for my muse. For your listening pleasu

224 days ago

Shoe In

So, I just got this pair of shoes and they SCREAM "Bitch, do some housework." It would be rude of me

225 days ago

A gunshot sound behind closed doors shook us from our reveries. Lena and I stared at each othe

227 days ago