Deanna King

Have your kids ever told jokes that made you scratch your head? My daughter told this one: http://t.co/QgBGiXN8

256 days ago

Someday I will share this story with my daughter (and she won't believe me) : http://t.co/myeuhbnP

256 days ago

Now these Big Bird tweets are funny: http://t.co/Au5QrFPr

256 days ago

Screw this. I vote for Ryan Gosling.

256 days ago

"@alissamedero: @CynicalMother I thoroughly enjoy your blog posts. They are funny and touching. I can relate. Thank you!" Thanks. :)

257 days ago

Someone said to me today: "You are a stay at home Mom now? Don't you get bored?" Bored? I am f-ing EXHAUSTED! #ITISHARDWORK

257 days ago

@McHealthyMcMama That is what my husband said! Lol

257 days ago

Did you see this video of news anchor confronting bully: http://t.co/I4WU5Mtv

257 days ago

My son got in trouble at school for this: http://t.co/QvP4gzDW

257 days ago

Totally just pulled out this card, "When I was your age, I had to look up information in an Encylodpedia. You have Google. Quit whining"

258 days ago