Being the "Chief Inmate" of the Madhouse is a full-time job. I share my duties with a giant of a man, whom I refer to simply as "The Warden." He is like no one else. We've been running the Madhouse for more than 20 years and are glad to say that we are living to tell about it. The Madhouse has reached capacity with seven fellow/junior inmates: #1, our 18-year-old daughter; #2, our 16-year-old son; #3, our 14-year-old daughter; #4, our 12-year-old son; #5, our 9-year-old son; #6, our 5-year-old son; and #7, our 3-year-old daughter. There is also our equally insane dog Maggie. The Madhouse is my location to, as the Warden would say, "Spill [my] guts" to any and all who will read. So find yourself a corner in one of the padded rooms, and enjoy some time with us. You never know ... more ...
