My husband noticed my new hair cut when he got home tonight. I'm sure the 37 text messages I sent him about it didn't help at all.
14 hours ago
RT @IanKinney: I feel like strangers would find me way funnier if they just knew I was kidding.
15 hours ago
RT @abhorrent_wife: Any chance I can convince you guys that this stomach roll is just another set of tits?
15 hours ago
@chickmae I'm fine expect for this sudden need to buy a double wide, drink beer and have sex with a man wearing a 'wife beater'.
15 hours ago
It's quiet, haven't seen my children in about 20 minutes. If they were toddlers, I'd be worried. Since they are not, I'll just breath.
15 hours ago
@ladyestrogen Freak the fuck out... that is what I do. Also, start drinking at 8am.
15 hours ago
@signingcharity I know... basically they are screwed.
15 hours ago
@freckledkisses LOL! Don't feel bad, my boobs have just given up to day. I wanted some cleavage for this dress and they were like "Hell NO!"
15 hours ago
@freckledkisses Ooo... wine and boobs! I love it.
15 hours ago
