Am I the only one who thinks skinny jeans look good on nobody? I mean, NO-BOD-Y. Skinny, fat, tall, short, stick, pear, apple, hourglass, whatever. While I have seen some people look less awful than others, I have yet to see a figure that is actually flattered by skinny jeans. Maybe I just haven't seen anyone who knew how to pair them properly with the right top or right shoes, but I honestly think they are God-awful. They're worse than those belted shirt-dresses that made their way back into style last spring (from 1984). You know? The ones you wear with leggings and flats. Flats. Those are awful, too.