I'm done hiding. I can no longer pretend to be someone that I am
not. I am going public... I Like Burnt Marshmallows!
Actually, I went public with this during one of our live
chats and I was immediately branded as an outcast and a deviant.
I was attacked with chants of "lightly brown marshmallows
rule". For a while it looked like I might need to change my
number and hire additional security due to the death threats...
Okay, maybe that is a slight exaggeration, but it was clear I
was in the minority on the liking burnt marshmallows thing.
This past weekend we were doing Smores and it suddenly hit me
why I like burnt marshmallows...apparently I am the family garbage
man. Everyone else needs their marshmallows just perfectly
brown, if one gets to dark or horror of horrors - catches on fire -
just give it to Dad to eat. I have spent so many years eating
everyones burnt marshmallow, as a defense mechanism I have evolved
to prefer them. Isn't evolution great? I am also
growing a tail...not sure what that is about.
Anyway, do we have any more burnt marshmallow fans out there?
Let's join together, rise up and stand proud. Maybe we
can organize Occupy Campfire - where we will occupy a campfire and
Who is with me?