oh yes. i can relate. i posted about this on my blog a while back. CRINGE!!!!
I wear a lot of skirts. I must have 50 skirts. Possibly 100. Anyway, you would think that I would be GOOD at wearing skirts at this point in my life. Normally I don't have issues with skirts. NORMALLY.
A while back I went to a wine tasting with a friend at this place. I was wearing a skirt, (and a top - har) feeling fine, and enjoying myself as my friend and I sampled various types of wine, grubbed on some crackers and cheese, and chit-chatted the afternoon away. After we finished our wine, I made my way to the restroom, took care of business, and then made my next stop at the cashier area where I was trying to decide which bottles of wine I wanted to buy. The next thing I knew, the owner of the wine shop was charging over to me at full speed. She grabbed my head and loudly whispered in my ear, "YOUR SKIRT IS IN YOUR BUTT." Meaning: My skirt was jammed in my underwear and everybody could see everything THAT I TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO EXPOSE IN PUBLIC. Horror factor eleven. Of course there were people all around milling about, and of course they saw my backside in all of its glory. THE HORROR. My face is turning red just typing this stupid story.
So you think I would have learned from this stupid skirt experience, and that I would ALWAYS CHECK THE REAR VIEW when exiting a restroom.
As I arrived at work today, entered an ELEVATOR FULL OF PEOPLE, and exited the elevator to a LOBBY FULL OF PEOPLE, a beautiful young lady stopped me, pulled me aside, and told me MY SKIRT WAS IN MY BUTT. FUCK ME IN THE ASS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. Red Face! Red Face!
And FUCK YOU to all the folks that saw me and didn't say a word! And FUCK ME for making this stupid mistake again! ARGH!!!